The unofficial sponsor of bad decisions.

For the friend whose weekends deserve a corporate identity. Choose the house legend—or put your own friend on the paper.

VOTING CLOSESSEPTEMBER 20, 2026

Concept mockup of vintage Unofficial Sponsor of Bad Decisions wrapping paper beside a wrapped gift — 01 Pattern + wrapped gift

Close view of the fictional House Edition sponsor wrapping-paper pattern — 02 Standalone paper

Gift wrapped in the fictional House Edition sponsor pattern — 03 Wrapped-gift view

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Concept mockup—not final product photography. Paper, finish, dimensions, price, and release date are still being validated.

THE PERSONALIZATION PROOF

Stock legend.
Your legend.

The joke stays designed. The face becomes painfully specific. This fictional example shows what a personalized edition could look like before we ask anyone to upload a photo.

Close view of a fictional personalized sponsor pattern featuring Jason — 02Your friend

HOW CUSTOM WOULD WORK

Their face.
Our bad influence.

Send one clear photo

No upload today. Beta testers will be invited privately.

We make them the meme

Their likeness is illustrated into the complete pattern.

Approve before print

You see the repeat and wrapped preview before production.

THE DECISION GATE

Should this
become real?

Likes are cheap. Tell us what you would buy, what you would wrap, and whether the target price survives contact with reality.

House Edition target: $24 before shipping
Custom Legend target: $34 before shipping
No purchase or photo upload required

THE LAB NEVER CLOSES

Today’s joke.
Tomorrow’s drop.

New ideas enter the Trend Lab every two weeks. Winners earn a prototype. Physical drops land quarterly, after the paper and price are real.

Enter the Trend Lab Enter the Political Lab

The unofficial sponsor of bad decisions.

Stock legend.Your legend.

Their face.Our bad influence.